On a cliff at dawn in leotard crotchless, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with leotard crotchless,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “leotard crotchless, leotard crotchless, leotard crotchless!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “leotard crotchless” bliss.