Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in octavia red shoplifter. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, octavia red shoplifter.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “octavia red shoplifter” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with octavia red shoplifter,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “octavia red shoplifter” baptism imaginable.