Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in xxx convention. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, xxx convention.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “xxx convention” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with xxx convention,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “xxx convention” baptism imaginable.