On a cliff at dawn in my melody boyfriend, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with my melody boyfriend,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “my melody boyfriend, my melody boyfriend, my melody boyfriend!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “my melody boyfriend” bliss.