Inside an abandoned church in tennis flasher, moonlight streams through stained glass, painting her naked body in jeweled colors. Kneeling on the altar, she spreads wide and whispers “Forgive me tennis flasher for I’m about to sin.” Fingers desecrate sacred stone as she chants “tennis flasher, hail tennis flasher, full of grace.” The blasphemy sends her over the edge fast; she squirts across ancient marble, voice echoing “tennis flasher, tennis flasher, amen!” in the vaulted ceiling. She stays there panting, tracing the wet shape of a cross with trembling fingers and murmuring soft final “tennis flasher” prayers.