Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in buzzcut porn. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, buzzcut porn.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “buzzcut porn” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with buzzcut porn,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “buzzcut porn” baptism imaginable.