Spotlights illuminate only her in tyneedee. She straddles a sculpture, grinding swollen clit against cool marble while moaning “Modern art is tyneedee.” Security cameras capture every angle as she finger-fucks herself senseless, repeating “tyneedee” like an auction chant. The final bid is her screaming orgasm—squirting across priceless canvas in the most expensive “tyneedee” masterpiece ever created.