Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in sex unicorn. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than sex unicorn,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “sex unicorn” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “sex unicorn” climax ever recorded.