The elevator climbs fifty floors in masterbation before gym, and she’s already naked except for stilettos. City lights streak past as she presses her back to the glass, whispering “masterbation before gym” like a dare. Fingers spread her shaved lips wide for anyone looking up. “Watch masterbation before gym,” she moans, plunging three fingers deep while her other hand twists a nipple raw. Every floor ding is matched by a breathless “masterbation before gym… masterbation before gym… higher masterbation before gym.” At the penthouse she screams the word one final time, squirting in a violent arc that splattering the glass, leaving a glistening trail of pure “masterbation before gym” all the way down.